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- UPPER- LEFT- r l M , WUMBLft H .¿T ol Y 1772, VOLUME 1 UPPtR LETT Box 1 1 8 C a m io n B each 0f\ 77210 TO:____ What Goes Around, Comes Around! Dr. Karkeys We l i g h t e d t h e f i r e s on t h e t r a d i t i o n a l h i l l t o p s , a n d th«- t lam es l i c k e d BE H IN D a t th e s t a r s th r o u g h t h e s h o r t e s t n i g h t . M ic h a e l B u rg e s s The f o ll o w i n g d a y s , we f e a r f u l l y w a tc h e d th e su n ’s a rc as i t shone th r o u g h a 11 n e v e r h o le i n th e s o u th w a ll o n to th e s h e e t ro c k fa c e o f t h e c a n y o n , and once n o rth saw t l i a t a g a i n b egun t o s ta rts s i d e o f th e th e su n fa ll. th e had to w a rd t h e s e sw in g s i n S to p w h e e l. 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